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Episode 2: Nevra's New Job

Nevra: Hi, I'm Nevra! I'm here about the waitress job. I brought my resume'.

Robert: I'm Robert the owner of the resturant. Let's take a look, shortie.

Robert: I'm sorry, I'm getting a call from my live-in girlfriend. Excuse me, I'll be right back.

Remy: Why hello!

Nevra: WTF?!

Remy: My name is Remy and I'm the chef here at the resturant. I just transfered here from Paris and-

Nevra: Take that!

Remy: ......

Robert: Still bugging me on when we're getting married. I- WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE??

Nevra: This rat tried to attack me!

Robert: That's no rat that's the cook! I told Giselle hiring a talking rodent was a bad idea!

Robert: It's not your fault kid, I would have done the same thing. I'll take him to the hospital and you can go change. There's a waitress uniform in the back. We open in 20 minutes. I'll call a replacement chef and be back later.

Nevra: Score!

A FEW MINUTES LATER...

Nevra: That had to be the easiest job interview ever! Oh, costumers! EMO'S by the looks of them!

Nevra: What can I get you ladies?

EMO #1: I don't care. Just get me something to eat.

EMO #2: I want lots of water to represent the massive tears I shed everyday.

Nevra: Oookay and you?

EMO #3: Bread and water then leave me to die.

Nevra: Ugh! EMO'S!

 Nevra: What can I get you, miss?

Elektra: Did you just call me 'miss'?

Elektra: Do you know who I am?? I am Marvel Comics Elektra Natchios!

Nevra: Uh, I'm sorry but we don't have any nachos! Please don't kill me!

Elektra: Bring me a cheeseburger, fool!

Nevra: Right away!

Nevra: Here's your cheeseburger, miss. Uh-I mean Elektra! Can I get you anything else?

Elektra: No! Be gone, worm!

Nevra: Yeesh!

Ariel: Eric I'm so worried about Sebastian! I haven't seen him all day.

Eric: I'm sure he'll turn up, hon. He probably went for a swim.

Nevra: Are you ready to order?

Eric: We'll have two specials, please.

Nevra: I'm sorry, I probably should have told you that we have a new chef and she changed the menu. I hope you like the new special.

Nevra: Enjoy!

Ariel: AHH! Sebastian!

Ariel: What kind of a sick resturant is this?!

Nevra: What's wrong?

Eric: I think he's dead!

Elektra: He's not dead.

Elektra: NOW  he's dead!

Elektra: I do love fresh crab.

 Ariel: Eric I can't watch this! Take me home.

Eric: You'll pay for this you sexy Greek Godess!

Nevra: This place is a nut house! I can't control the costumers but I can at least have a word with the new cook!

Nevra: Harley! What the hell? That crab was still alive!

Harley: I couldn't kill it! That would violate my probation! At least the crab was fresh. Now get out of my kitchen, shrimp! Me got work to do!

Nevra: Whatever!

Nevra: Taking this job was a mistake. What should I expect from a place that hires talking animals? Once Mr. Robert comes back I'm out of here.

Lilee: Hey, girl!

Nevra: Boy am I glad to see you guys!

Sasha: How's your first day going?

Nevra: Not so well. Hang on, I gotta take care of these costumers.

Superman: I'm starving! Flying takes a lot out of you! Let's sit down Meygan.

Nevra: What can I do for you?

Superman: Well, my daughter was just talking about how she really wants some pie.

 Harley: Did someone say PIE?

Superman: I'm so happy you've gotten over your fear of pie, Meygan.

Meygan: Thanks, dad.

Harley: Did someone order pie?

Superman: WAITRESS!!

Nevra: Yes, sir?

Superman: What kind of business are you running here, hiring criminals?!

Nevra: I didn't hire her, the owner did! She was a last minute replacement.

Harley: Less talking more pie!

Meygan: Daddy!

Superman: Now it's personal, clown.

Superman: Get her, princess!

Harley: It won't work this time, chump! You fried my brain all ready and now there's nothing left! Bow before me!

Superman: Behold the power of my super fart!

Harley: NOOOO!

Harley: ...

Nevra: Two dead cooks in one day. Mr. Robert isn't going to be happy.

Nevra: I can't take anymore of this place!! Let's go!

Remy: You think you've had a bad day?

Nevra: Hey, Remy. Sorry about hitting you with the frying pan.

Remy: You broke my ribs! You're paying my medical bills, human!

Nevra: Uh- sure. I guess I should since it's my fault.

Remy: Damn straight!

Lara Croft: Table for one please. I...bloody hell!

Lara: Stand back, everyone! This gernade will take care of that rat!

Nevra: Are you crazy? No!

Remy: For the love of...

Robert: So I told Giselle I ain't buying her no stinkin' engagement ring. Then she punch me in the face and walked out.

Maxine: Oh Robert, you're so funny! So you own your own business right and have lots of ...money?

Robert: Sure doll, I...WHAT HAPPENED TO MY RESTURANT?!

Robert: It looks as if a bomb went off! And why does it smell so bad in here?

Maxine: THIS  is your resturant?

Remy: Why does everyone keep trying to kill me today? Oh well, it can't get any worse than this!

 THE END

Credits

Story and pictures: Lady Yuna

Nevra: Formal Funk Runway Disco by MGA

Robert: Patrick Dempsey as Robert in Enchanted by Mattel

EMO dolls: Midnight Dance Yasmin, Meygan and Fianna by MGA

Elektra: Marvel Comics doll by Mattel

Harley Quinn: Batman the animated series collection by Hasbro

Ariel: Sparkle Princess by Mattel

Eric: Disney Store exclusive by Jakks Pacific

Lilee: Sportz doll by MGA

Sasha: Winter Girlz by MGA

Kidz Meygan: Slumber Party by MGA

Superman: Superman Returns doll by Mattel

Remy: Disney/Pixar

Chesire Cat: Disney by Mattel

Lara Croft: Tomb Raider by Playmates

Maxine: OOAK doll made by Max

Props: Various Bratz and Barbie playsets by MGA and Mattel and...my imagination

Special Thanks to my hubby!